Legion of Doom!!!

Howdy kids - this is the debut of the redneck portion of the program dedicated to Kentucky hoops.

So, Billy G. made his debut by hijacking one-time Michigan signee Alex Legion and adding him to the glut of guards in Wildcat Nation. If the kid is as good as advertised he's the second-best guard behind Meeks. Start these two along with Bradley, Perry Stevenson, and Jared Carter and you get a squad that will.....compete for third in the SEC East. Seriously, we have no front line players at all. Damn scary if you ask me.

See that Rick Majerus is back at St. Louis where he'll quickly find out that a Billiken isn't something you can order at Denny's following an arduous night of coaching against Temple and pleasuring himself to an Ashley Judd film festival.

Big weekend for the Bombers. Big Stein might fire the entire city if the Yanks get swept again.

Tune in next time where we find the answers to these burning questions!!

Will the Rangers deny the favorites from upstate New York from championship glory again?
Will the BoSox dominate on "Bloody Sock" night - first 300 fans with ripped tendons get in free?
Will Brady Quinn bed Tara Reid and be felled by syphillis for the season?

Until then.......heed these immortal words from Socrates.

"I drank what?"